A national magazine photographer assigned to get photos of large forest fires. Smoke at the scene was too thick so that photographers could not get a good picture, so he panicked and called his office to hire a plane.
"The plane is ready and will be waiting for you at the airport!" said the office convincing. Once in the small rural airport, the photographer had seen the aircraft which is being heated by the engine near the runway. He jumped in along with equipment and yelled, "Let's Go!" the pilot was immediately brought the aircraft to fly.
"Fly on the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "with three or four grades lower."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take a picture! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" photographer said with exasperation.
After a long pause the pilot said, "So, you're not the instructor?"
